mission summary:

bb dot com links loaded into history.

listening devices placed in the rectums of undercover agents

verified peehole still misplaced. removed additional 0.4 microns

altered the brain of subject B. verified edits with Joe Montana control test

added subliminal messages to Project Bright eyes. subject R appears uninterested and possibly resistant at this time. suspect latent homosexuality as cause will alter messages at a later date as the messages appear effective on other subjects

project chloe has been initiated. advise on impregnation?

please transmit the next assignment.